.:!i!:.magneticfluxdensity.:!i!:.

2012-01-12T13:06:00.001+08:00

sometimes we hold on to that one dream badly because that's the closest thing we have to happiness. .

last words. . .

2012-01-11T20:19:00.001+08:00

"you know something gorgeous, i am the luckiest man alive"

w0rld~

2011-12-28T00:10:00.000+08:00

heres to the world!!

im his! =)

oh ye

2011-12-15T14:27:00.001+08:00

oh ye,

for those yg byk gle malang menimpa2 tu,

DONT LET IT BEAT YOU,SON.

dont let it beat you. .

sabar. =)

2011-12-15T14:08:00.002+08:00

agak susah bgi sesiapa pun untuk sabar bile bala menimpa. .

bala as in, hilang wallet, accident, hilang anak bini,

most yg slalu jd, bile org sakitkn hati kita,

time tu, mesti hati membara2 na blas balik,

kdg2 ade yg terasa, merajuk, ape sume. .

sungguh. . untuk terasa, hati marah tu sume nafsu. .

jgn dilayan. .

insyaAllah kita takkan ada penyakit hati. .=)

Allahuakbar. .

itu pegangan kite,

kalau nak marah ngucap, istigfar. .insyaAllah, Allah SWT ada dgn kite. .

bile kite da muhasabah diri mcm nie, kite ngucap istifar. .

otomatik kita akan rase ade sesuatu yang maha besar dari kita,

dan siapa pula kita untuk rse marah begitu?

ada post sebelum ini, yang tulis jika kita menyakitkan hati orang dgn lisan,

anugerah kita di akhirat nanti adalh masuklah kemana2 satu pintu syurga. .

Allahuakbar. .pendidikan agama aq takla byk sgt. .

tp kalau ada sesuatu yang kita bole jdikan sempadan, jdkan. .tau kn, bile kite mrah,

sedikit sebanyak kita akan sakitkan hati orang. .dan org yg mrah2 itu org yang kalah dengan nafsu. . percayalah,

kalau kita tak dpt kawal kemarahan tu, syaitan berdekah2 ketawakan kita. .

sama juga bile kita terasa dengan orang. .

aq ad bce, kalau kite terasa dengan perangai orang,

kita terasa dengan ape yg orang ckp, maksudnye kite terasa dengan Allah SWT. .

tang tu aku ta reti elaborate byk2 sbb aku pun da lpe critanye. .but point is, ta elok la nak terasa2 nie, sedikit sebyk akn buat kau menjauhi org yg buat kau terasa, jd, tali silaturrahim tu

mungkin da jd rapuh, worst, ko tak ckp langsung, lalu terputuslah tali silaturrahim tu,

dan yang aku dgr, ta msuk syurga bagi manusia yang memutuskan silaturrahim nie. .

Allahukbar. .

berat tue. .jd, ape yg aq ckp harini, adalah pasal menahan marah dn terasa hati. .dua2 ta elok, dua2 patut ditinggalkn. .=)

assalammualaikum. .=)

naek moto. .=)

2011-12-14T11:46:00.003+08:00

weeeeee.......

tu bkn sound effect tekencing. .no. .

itu bunyik org naek moto, or aq doubt org naek moto buat sound mcm tu. .

aq sorg je kut? td kelas pkul 9, aq bgn 8.20, patut naek bas 8.30?

gile tak teberanak aku g mandi sume bagai. .

pastu dayang offer naek moto..

takut siottt...

dah la bdak tu kecik!

aku nie bdn da mcm mak nenek org! haha

pastu na kuar, kteorg kene turun bukit!

gile kau mengucap aku . . buatnye tertonggeng kt situ?

tak ke tak kawin aku!

pastu, dy bwak moto punye la laju.. .

weng weng weng .

tiap selekoh je. .ngucap pnjg aku. .

siap da pk nak ckp kt mama ape. .haha. .mau terjatuh aku. .

seb bek aku blaja fizik, moto ke kiri, bdn kene ke kanan sikit. .

eh? yeke?

ke aku buat teori sendir.? gasak la..

pastu. .da weng weng. .alhamdulillah smpi. .

motifnye adalah, kepada bakal suami aku, haha

sy bukan tamo naek moto, sbb malu ke hape. .dop ehh..

takuttt. . .sy nie lemah smangat sket bang. . kang ta psal2 abg dok press2,

sy da ttggl kt blakang atas jalan. .isk2. .

kite naek keta je la bang ye . .haha. .=p

kenangan! =)

2011-12-13T20:26:00.005+08:00

hari ahad aritu pg sunway pyramid. .men ice skating!!

wooo. .

okeh excited ta abes lagi. .

5 minit aku main, 10 jatuh!

sumpah excited gle jatuh mcm nangke busuk ta kire. .(kau pahal si gemuk)

isk2. .sumpah hilang malu(taubat kejap)

huhu..

but overall sgt bestest! haha

kteorg kt sne dr 10pg smpi 3 ptg. .kau bygkn?

along lgi hebat .

kau dri pkl 10 smpi 3 tu, 2 kali je dy kuar, tu pun waktu tmpt ice tu dy resurface na bg keras balik. . excited! huhu. .

pastu awi lagi laaa. . .dy ebat weyh! aq tgk dy jatuh 2 3 kali je kut. .aku nie, skejap je org tgk 10 kali da jatuh(ini bukan hiperbolaaa). .

last2..kteorg da na kuar aw. . aku msih nak mggunakansebaik mungkin mse smpi pkul 3 tue. .tup tup. .jln2 , cheehhh smooth gile weyh aq skate, feelin pro gilee. .

tup tup. .ade 2 org bdak kt dpn. .haa mampus kau na elak gmne, jd aq pasrah jatuh! sakit weyh. .na bgn ta leh. .seb baik angah ad. .aq mintak angah bwakkan kuar. .begetar lutut!

balikkk. .

amek kau! tekan minyak keta pun begetar!

balikkk. .

dua2 lutut lebam, ape tuh, buku lali bengkak takleh gerak. .(naek tangga pakai kayu besbol, kau ada? haha)

butt. .it was worth it laa. .

kang sok2 anak tanye, 'mak penah men ice skating?' bole la aku feeling hidung tinggi jap. .haha

siap da pk weyh! nnati na kwin, nak kurus kn bdn, pastu ajk bakal suami g kelas skating bagai. .pastu time da kawin, buat musik video. .waaa. .menari2 aq kt tmpt ice skating tue.. pastu weekend gi sne, blagak peluk2 dpn org. . hahahaha. . ala princess barbie tu .okeh, cukupla berangan2. .haha. .romantis siott. . .

awi si hot setapp. . sile copy paste dn rotate sendrik ..=p

pastu kiteorg tgk ombak rinduuu . .. . .

sumpah aaron aziz hensem. .

tergoda siket(siket jee) tgk dy pki baju full set wane putih..

kwan aku ckp, 'tak ske tgk ombak rindu sbb hariz dlm cte tu tak kjam'

gile kau tak kejammm?!

kalau aq, da nanges air mata darah kalau laki buat gitu . .

okeh, fine, ngaku nanges dlm pawagan tu. .tp senyap je...

tgk angah kt sebelah malu. .haha. .jd tangisan harus tak berbunyik. .huhu. .

semuga Allah SWT mengurniakan aku mendapat suami yang akan menjagaku sebaik mungkin. .Amin. .=)

ps:

bdak nie kene mrah ngn mak dy sbb dy feeling dy gagah brani nak gi toilet laki, suh mak dy temankan. .huhu. .bdn kecik lagi da feeling gagah tamo msuk toilet pompuan. .huhu. .sgt comel! =)

tengah malam yang menginsafkan. .

2011-12-09T00:47:00.001+08:00

~mati

2011-12-06T10:36:00.004+08:00

semua orang takut mati. .

tapi jangan takutkan mati syg. .

takut kalau bila mati,

kite mati dalam kekufuran. .

itu lebih baik. .

pintu taubat masih terbuka,

dan apabila secebis rase untuk kita berubah,

InsyaAllah, Allah akan pandang kita dengan penuh kasih sayang. .=)

gumbira! =)

2011-11-16T16:35:00.002+08:00

balik kelas jumpe nie....

awww. . korang! so sweet! hahaha. .time kasih! =)

this is for you. .=)

2011-11-12T23:09:00.001+08:00

TRUE STORY
EVERY COUPLES/FAMILYS/SINGLES/MARRIED..... MUST READ THIS...

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the apple of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open. He was late for work so he asked the wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard. The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen, totally forgot the matter.

The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle and, fascinated with its color, drank it all. It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed, the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died. The mother was stunned. She was terrified how to face her husband.

When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just four words.

What do you think were the four words?

The husband just said "I Love You Darling"

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought back to life but There is no point in finding fault with the mother. Besides, if only he have taken time to keep the bottle away, this will not have happened. No point in attaching blame. She had also lost her only child. What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

Sometimes we spend time asking who is responsible or who to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. We miss out some warmth in human relationship in giving each other support. After all, shouldn't forgiving someone we love be the easiest thing in the world to do? Treasure what you have. Don't multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to forgiveness.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective, there would be much fewer problems in the world.

Take off all your envies, jealousies, unwillingness to forgive, selfishness, and fears and you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.

bini2ku gangster. .

2011-11-12T16:05:00.004+08:00

bru lpas tgk crita biniku2 gangster kt astro apetah tu 480 kn. .

haa. .aq bgi erm 4 bintang! ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching!

sumpah aq bli smate2 na tgk sam sehelai tue. .ta reti eja name dy!

btw mak cik katie, tolong bg name ank senang eja ye, spt ilyas atau yusuf gitu!

senang tak tegeliat liat nenek aq na nyebot. .dy sangat hensem weyh!!

aku bukak fb dy, mak aiii, bapak serabai mamat nie, mcm org duk bwah jambatan jln masjid india tu!

huii. .dgn misai janggut bagai. .takpe awk, nnti kte date, awk cukur2 okeh? okeh.

permulaan crita tu, agak borg sbb gadoh2. .boring ah! tp agak real la kan, gangster 1 lawan 1.

ko tgk cte mek mat saleh sume, ade satu lawan satu? tgk cte hindustan, ade 1 lawan 1? takde nye der. .sume bajet gempak, 1 lawan seribu. .

ko tgk tak crita DOA tu? sorg perempuan lawan satu tangga penuh ngn manusia pgg parang,

dan adik aq punye la semangat tecongok dpn tv, muke kene tipu! haihhh. .

sbb crita dy real 1 lwn 1, 1 bintang di situ. .

bab lawak, cantik dah tu. .time gadoh2. .tibe2 bunyik hp(eleh! scene tipikal). ("ye syg, i love")

hakk tuihh! ko nak kene lempang? idea nak basi. .tak kisah, sam hensem. .

okeh. .then ohh aku sgt suke gandingan yana dgn sam tu, mcm hidup jugak la kn watak tu..

(intan, u suck! haha) ohh korang sgt romantis gitu,, sile tgk crita ini. .haha. .

oh oh! pastu, yang nie aq bg 3 bintang! bab dorg lwn2 . .kire kepala dtg, keja dy belwn saje. .tak kisah. .sbb, bile si yana nie berlwn, huishhh! okeh, sape yg ta ske staement aq, leh berambus!

bile si yana nie berlwan, sangat kemas weyh! mcm angelina jolie ke, ape tue pari2 charlie's ke. .

sgt kemas, smpi membuat kn aq rse 'okeh, aku pun na buat gitu!' ngade2! lempang kang! isk2..

pastu intan lawan, mcm hampeh! tak kemas lgsg! oh ye, sile mkn lemak ayam byk sket, kau sgt kurus, tak selera aq tgk kaki kau! potong satu bintang pasal kaki engkau!

ohh ye. .cte nie cte psal sorg laki (yang Ya Allah,hensemnye, ) kwn ngn bini nye. .bini nye sorg gengster yg te bleh beranak, so dy suruh laki dy kwn lagi. .sblum ini, si bini 1 ini telah bergaduh dgn ketua gengster kumpulan 'kepala kucing'. .

what the hell? ko da takde idea sgt ke? kepale kucing? what?! da abes kretif la tu? buat la mcm kepala hamster ke, nmpk ganas sket, ye tak? TAK!

bini 1 gaduh. kepala kucing patah kaki(mcm ade tak betul di situ ye, da name kepala kucing,

kaki kau mane yg nak patah tu, ye tak?

so bini satu terslh pilih madu apebila bini 2 itu adalah adik kepada kepala kucing. .

gaduh punye gaduh punye gaduh. . .bla bla blaaa. .tgk sendiri! mlas na gtau!

moral of the story: dah crita gengster, ko nak moral story hape?! tp kalau tnye aq,

aq jwb, amek actor yg sgt hensem dlm movie, supaya perempuan tak ckup otak mcm aq akn beli 15 hengget semate2 nak tgk muke dy, tiap scene mesti kate'bile dy nak kluar nie, bile nak kluar nie' sggp than kenciing okeh?

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha part 2 .=)

2011-11-07T16:16:00.002+08:00

sbb lembu da tumbang td, jd post nie, hanye gamba ek. .=)

ini bapak saya, gagah kn dia.? =)

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha! =) `dlm karangan seekor lembu.

2011-11-07T15:16:00.008+08:00

Assalammualaikum. .

hari ini hari terpenting buatku. .

mereka akan bersama2ku. .

aq dibeli dgn harga yg setaraf dgn lemak didaguku. .

ye, aq tau aq gemok!

~sebelum disembelih, gambar terakhir ku di captured.. 'ahh, terasa hot stuff diri ini'

melihat badan dan semangat pakcik ini, semangat aku semakin menipiss.. ahh, sedeh sungguh bile si dia memegangku, menggigil tubuh ku. .

tgkla bdan manusia2 nie. .mesti habes daging aku mlm nanti dorg mkn ta pndg kiri kanan. .*nanges*

~moment terakhir ku. .isk2. .jgn merindui ku rakan. .

yang benar,

jejaka sepi yang dirantau orang.

Hari Interaksi. =)

2011-10-26T18:56:00.003+08:00

aksi wanita dalam bulatan - priceless!

uhuk

2011-10-26T02:45:00.001+08:00

aku: awek kao bdk sekolah? seyes weyh?

laki: yela, form 5..

aku:uhuk*pedophile*uhuk. .

=) gurau2 je bot. .

buat baik, balas baik =)

2011-10-25T23:08:00.002+08:00

igt tak smlm aq ad post psal yg gurl yg control freak tu. .

smlm tu aq msg laki tu. .

AKU : weyh! td aku tulis gamba senyum kt fb kau, tp asenye awek ko ngamuk kut. .sory ah! tatau lak. .btw niat aku na ckp saba je la kalau byk sgt mslah, dugaan Allah je tu. .sory weyh. .niat aq baik aw. .ckp kt awek ko aq minta maaf. .aq da delete da post nyer. .sorry again.

LAKI BERMASALAH : ah? aku xtaw ponn. bila kau post? die ckap ape??

AKU : dy ckp mcm nie, aku quote aaa. .'amende?!?'

LAKI BERMASALAH : ohh. sory bout her. aku xnk lyan die lagi kalu boleh. criusly

HAHAHA!! PADAN MUKE KAO! KAN LAKI DAH TANAK!

U

2011-10-25T22:05:00.001+08:00

a)UPM

b)uni.put.mal.

asal name uni korg mcm bunyik kentut?!

2011-10-25T21:51:00.001+08:00

tahik la kau!

msg sudah!

mmg komunikasi mcm sampah r kn!

alasan byk sgt!

time kasih la byk2 kn. .

aah. .time kasih!

2011-10-25T15:22:00.002+08:00

td kelas statics..

blaja psal shear ngn truss. .

aku duk agkt je tgn. .

pakcik Azrul nmpk,

aku pun tnye r shear tue bahase melayu nye hape?

pastu aq pusing, stengah tgh gelak, stengah lagi pndg cm aku bunuh org!

what?!

betul ape..

aku mne tau. .

malu bertnye sesat jln, nie da tnye, mcm aq bunuh org lak!

dy pun trgn dlm English. .

'er shear itu bla bla bla truss'

aku pun, truss tue ape pulak'

dorg bntai gelak lagi..

what?!

betul ape. .

pastu dy tnye kt dorg,

haa truss tue hape. .

dorg jwb kepercayaan. .

kan??

gaye jwb mesti lebih,

harus menyembunyikan kekurangan sel fizik yg ade, okeh?

padahal kau sme je tatau!

tau la aku bodoh sikit! isk2. .

alaa. .

aku bodoh sikit je .

pandai banyakkkk. . . =p

2011-10-24T12:16:00.003+08:00

hari ini. .

ehh. .

aku terasa mcm akulah girl yg pling baek dlm duniaaa..

apasal...?

kalau si dia, men msg2, fb2 ngn org lain, wa senyap je. .takat ehem2. .

tp ad sorg kawan aq nie. .

tade la rapat. .

pling byk aku ckp ngn dy , 5 ayat. .tue je weyh! ta tipu!

pastu, dy tlis kt fb, psal masalah dy, bla bla bla, mlas na cmpur. .

tp atas rse, isk2, kecian dy,

aku pun. .uhuk*baek hati*uhuk

tlis la kt wall dy gamba senyum. .

gini, '=)'

na suh dy pk taya tension sgt. .

tu je weyh. .sumpah!

pastu. .aku agak awek dy r. .

reply "amende!?!"

aq pun mcm whatthehell??!

eh minah, lu sapa?

bini dy ka?

awek je kn?? ko sure ke mamat tu na kwin ngn ko?

sory, agak over disitu ..

aq pun dengan rse berslh. uhuk*mlasnafight*uhuk

delete la ape yg aku tulis tue. .

just. .

na ckp..

tayah la na control sgt. .

dy pun ade life dy jugak..

ade kwn dy sendiri. .

si dia aq pun ade kwn sendri. .

hot lagi. .

jeles, biasak la. .

tpi tayah la lelebih. .

kalau betul dy syg kau, ape dy buat pun dy pk kau. .haihh. .

bebal ke tak?! sibuk je. .

2011-10-18T20:45:00.002+08:00

no matter how

"busy"

a person day might be.

if they

"really care"

they'll always find time

for you.

if you really matter to

someone,

they'll show you.

it doesnt take that much

time to pick up the phone

and send a text message

if you dont call me all day,

i understand.

when you dont text me all day,

i understand,

when i stop loving you i hope

you understand.

2011-10-16T22:54:00.001+08:00

doesnt my feeling counts?

i guess not.

2011-10-13T21:39:00.001+08:00

no matter how hard i tried,

they r not my people.

laugh together, yes.

cry? big no.

just, Miss Sushmita Ravindran,

i miss you. .

i dont belong here..

wat would you do when you're good isnt good enough?

2011-09-22T20:50:00.000+08:00

go get yourself a set of braces n ur good to go! =)

2011-09-19T19:14:00.001+08:00

i love you

is an eight letter phrase,

but so is

"bullshit"

2011-09-19T19:13:00.001+08:00

Sometimes I hope we're still friends when I get married.
I hope that i'll invite you to the wedding, and you'll come.
You'll see me as the happiest girl in the world.
You'll see me with a guy who treats me right
and loves me more than himself.
You'll see all that you could've had, and you'll
regret letting me go.
But the thing that I want yout to see the most
is that I survived without you.

crap!

2011-09-19T19:06:00.001+08:00

"kite clash sekarang"

funny how these 3 words, can make another 3 words like,

"i love you" sounds like bullshit!

and you.

2011-09-19T12:03:00.001+08:00

YOU ARE NOT A PHOTOGRAPHER.

you just have an OVERPRICED camera.

hey you!

2011-09-19T12:02:00.001+08:00

DO NOT PLAY MUSIC

through your phone LOUDSPEAKER.

it does NOT make you COOL.

it makes you FROGGING ANNOYING.

aktiviti hari ini. .

2011-09-19T11:58:00.002+08:00

facebook.

1.delete

2.delete

3.delete.

4.delete.

5.unfriend.

6.remove.

7.remove.

8.remove.

9.remove.

10. its complicated to single.

11.delete.

12.delete

terima kasih.

2011-08-24T00:28:00.002+08:00

susah sgt ke utk kite sebut terima kasih?

terima kasih.

terima kasih mama.

terma kasih ayah.

terima kasih adik.

terima kasih akak.

terima kasih abang.

terima kasih syg.

terima kasih cikgu.

terima kasih boss.

terima kasih kerajaan.

terima kasih Nabi Muhammad S.A.W

terima kasih Ya Allah. =)

so, what mak kte masak ta sedap?

mak da msak rezeki yg Allah S.W.T bagi.

terima kasih mak.

so what ayah marah bile tayar kiter pecah?

at least, dy da blikn kite kereta.

terima kasih ayah.

so what adik kite ta tgk leverage,fav show dgn kite?

at least dy blikn teddy bear utk kite msuk kolej.

terima kasih adik.

so what akak kite ta pernah tnye kaba kite?

at least, dlu time kecik2, dy slalu blikn kite

biskut bantal lpas dy balik skola.

terima kasih akak.

so what abg kita jumpe mak bile na minta duit je,

at least, dy bwak kite jumpe ank2 dy. .

terima kasih abg.

so what syg kite slalu gile mrah kite bile kite ckp kte lembab?

at least, dy ajar kite jd confident. dn dy nmpk sgt ***. .haha

terima kasih syg.

so what cikgu penah baling buku exercise kite keluar kelas?

at least, kte blaja utk siapkan sume keja.

terima kasih cikgu.

so what boss asyik komplen kite selalu ckp je.

at least dy bayar gaji kite, byk lak tu.

terima kasih boss.

so what ptptn kene byr byk, wpp ta masuk lagi?

at least, dy bgi kite pinjam, ko da pinjam, pepandai la byr!

tana bayar, ta yah pinjam beb! ko igt cm mak kau ke pinjam

tayah bayar balik tak pe? nie na ckp duk kt kelantan la so duit lmbt

masuk ckp kerajaan memilihla, ape la. .

pastu sibuk ckp tanak mengundi? so? hello. kau ta mengundi lagi bgus la.

undi utk rosakkan negara watpe?

terima kasih Malaysia.

sedeh dan sayu sebenarnya ta dpt belajar agama Islam daripada Rasulullah S.A.W.

daripada Nabi S.A.W sendiri.

dengar Nabi S.A.W menyebarkan agama Islam.

dengar Nabi S.A.W berdakwah.

tapi ta bole, tapi takpe. .

Alhamdulillah, sy da ta jahil dan InsyaAllah tidak akan jadi Islam hanya pd nama.

saya mungkin ta dapat ape yg saya nak. .

saya mungkin diberi dugaan yg agak dikira berat. .

saya mungkin akan diberi dugaan yg berat gile. .

but at least, Allah S.W.T beri saya keluarga yang support sy,

kwn2 sy yg syg sy, syg sy yg syg sy, semua org disekeliling sy.

Allah S.W.T beri saya hidayah, beri sy sinar untuk kembali ke jalan yg benar. .

syukur Alhamdulillah. .

saya mungkin ta perfect, tapi setiap hari Allah ade bersama sy,

walaupun sy keseorangan, Allah S.W.T mcm mne pun lebih rapat drpd urat2 dpt leher saya.

terima kasih ya Allah. =)

Assalammualaikum. =)

2011-07-24T22:37:00.002+08:00

my mother is like fairytale. .

she's been there since once upon a time. .

and will be there until forever after. .

. .

2011-07-24T12:52:00.001+08:00

moo. .

imma goat!

haha. .

destiny =)

2011-07-20T21:48:00.002+08:00

Destiny lyrics
Songwriters: Hosein, Sean; Brickman, Jim; Deviller, Dane;

What if I never knew
What if I never found you
I'd never have this feeling in my heart
How did this come to be
I don't know how you found me
But from the moment I saw you
Deep inside my heart I knew

Baby you're my destiny
You and I were meant to be
With all my heart and soul
I give my love to have and hold
And as far as I can see
You were always meant to be
My destiny

I wanted someone like you
Someone that I could hold on to
And give my love until the end of time
But forever was just a word
Something I'd only heard about
But now you're always there for me
When you say forever I believe

Maybe all we need
Is just a little faith
'Cause baby I believe
That love will find the way
Hey yeah

ps : i love you

antara melaka dan selangor. .

2011-07-11T12:46:00.001+08:00

Married -> ~~It's complicated~~ -> single ( and lovin it! ) haha

"Bye =D"

I love you is 8 letters word, so is ~~bullshit~~!

not anymore. .

2011-07-11T12:38:00.001+08:00

There’s an emptiness inside her,she'd do anything to fill

Everything I learned about love: it doesnt last

she`s smiling, is she happy? she looks happy, but it doesn't matter. let me tell you something. not everything is as itseems.

she’s not the type of girl to wait by the phone. she won't cry; she knows it’ll get her nowhere. She`ll laugh a lot &often. & she’ll live her own life. She’d like you to be a part of it.. but she’ll do just fine without you.

You will always be a part of my life A happy memory, a good laugh, a ~~tear or two~~ I won't forget you

My plan is to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being ~~stupid~~, and forget you ever existed

i regret every word i said to make him feel ~~special~~..

love with all your heart. .no matter what, in the end it will always get broken.

you can only push a girl away for so long until she walks out of you life on her own, so be careful make sure this is what you want because once she turns she isn't coming back..

Sometimes I hope we're still ~~friends~~ when I get married.
I hope that i'll invite you to the wedding, and you'll come.
You'll see me as the happiest girl in the world.
You'll see me with a guy who treats me right
and loves me more than himself.
You'll see all that you could've had, and you'll
regret letting me go.
But the thing that I want you to see the most
is that I survived without you.

The girl crack her mirror because she know she’s not going to look back anymore.

And in the end, I will be just fine.

=)

2011-07-11T11:18:00.001+08:00

im going to

[smile]

like nothings wrong..

talk like everything

[perfect]..

act like its just a

[dream]..

and

pretend he's not

[hurting]

me..

Food for thought. .

2011-06-21T21:17:00.000+08:00

Tolong beritahu si dia ..

Tolong beritahu si dia aku ada pesanan buatnya..
Tolong beritahu si dia, cinta agung adalah cintaNya..
Tolong beritahu si dia, cinta manusia bakal membuatnya alpa..

Tolong nasihati sia dia, jangan menyintaiku lebih dari dia menyintai Yang Maha Esa..
Tolong nasihati si dia,jangan mengingatiku lebih dari dia mengingati Yang Maha Kuasa..
Tolong nasihati si dia, jangan mendoakanku lebih dari dia mendoakan ibu bapanya..

Tolong katakan pada si dia, dahulukan Allah kerana di situ ada syurga..
Tolong katakan pada si dia, dahulukan ibu bapanya kerana di telapak itu syurganya..

Tolong ingatkan si dia. Aku terpikat kerana imannya bukan rupa..
Tolong ingatkan si dia. Aku lebih cintakan zuhudnya bukan harta..
Tolong ingatkan si dia aku kasihinya kerana santunnya..

Tolong tegur si dia, bila dia mula mengagungkan cinta manusia..
Tolong tegur si dia, bila dia tenggelam dalam angan-angannya..
Tolong tegur si dia, andai nafsu mengawal fikirannya..

Tolong sedarkan si dia. Aku milik Yang Maha Esa..
Tolong sedarkan si dia. Aku masih milik keluarga..
Tolong sedarkan si dia, tanggungjawabnya besar kepada keluarganya..

Tolong sabarkan si dia, usah ucap cinta di kala cita-cita belum terlaksana..
Tolong sabarkan si dia, andai diri ini enggan dirapati kerana menjaga batasan cinta..
Tolong sabarkan si dia, bila jarak mejadi penyebab bertambah rindunya..

Tolong pesan padanya. Aku tidak mahu menjadi fitnah besar kepadanya..
Tolong pesan padanya. Aku tak mahu menjadi punca kegagalannya..
Tolong pesan padanya aku membiarkan Yang Esa menjaga dirinya..

Tolong khabarkan pada si dia. Aku tidak mahu melekakan dia..
Tolong khabarkan pada si dia. Aku mahu dia berjaya dalam impian dan cita-citanya..
Tolong khabarkan pada si dia, jadilah penyokong dalam kejayaanku..

Tolong sampaikan pada si dia. Aku mendambakan cinta suci yang terjaga..
Tolong sampaikan pada si dia,cinta kerana Allah tidak ternilai harganya..
Tolong sampaikan pada si dia, hubungan ini terjaga selagi dia menjaga hubungan dengan Yang Maha Kuasa..
Tolong sampaikan kepada si dia kerana aku tidak mampu memberitahunya sendiri...

Hanya engkau Ya Allah mengetahui siapa si dia..

Moga dia seekor lebah yang sentiasa memuji keagungan Yang Maha Kuasa memasuki taman larangan
dengan sopan santunnya dan bertemu mawar berduri yang terjaga oleh tuannya..
Simpanlah pesanan ku ini sehingga engkau bertemu diriku suatu hari nanti...

.l0ve.

2011-04-19T11:43:00.002+08:00

OKEH OKEH.

2011-04-19T11:27:00.002+08:00

okeh.

aku ta pham.

knape bile bejumpe org,

org akan tnye?

org johor ye dik.?

padahal,

aq org selangor?

mne dorg tau?!

ada ilmu ka?

okeh okeh.

misal kate,

aku suke makan ayam?

adakah muke aku akan jadi macam ini?

(OH TIDAK!)

mestila ta! muke aq mcm hamster

ta kan ckp aq makan hamster kot?

sape ak0h?!

2011-03-28T19:42:00.004+08:00

The shit u hear about me may be true but then it can be as fake as the bitch who told u.

I am who I am.. and your opinion is neither desired nor required..

Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure, I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle but if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best!

I am the author of my life unfortunately, im writing in pen && cant erase my mistakes.

I make mistakes. I have regrets. I hate being alone. I'm always late. I can't go a day without spilling something on me.

I hate my college. I never call anyone back. I don't like being wrong.

I act like I'm a lot smarter than I actually am. I hate being ignored. I cry. I'm shy. I can't start a conversation with anyone.

I have enemies. I can't sing. I have horrible balance. I laugh way too loud. I can't look anyone in the eye. Many things just seem to get to me.

im not perfect

paddle pop! =)

2011-03-09T21:45:00.002+08:00

oh, baby!

aku jatuh cinta!

"Paddle Pop,

Paddle Pop,

Super Duper Yummy"

lalalala....

-hari ini, 3 batang-

haha..

kenyang!

HARI INI...haha

2011-03-06T19:29:00.009+08:00

HARI KAMI DIMULAKAN DENGAN BACAAN DOA OLEH CIK SHIKIN

TA ABES BCE DOA LAGI…

AMIN...

KEBULO WEYH!

Kau na tgk Mak Limah?!

ori punye! haha..
SHIKIN PUNYE LUTUT KETAR2! HAHA

FILL IN THE BLANKS.
KAMI TAK _ _ _ _ _

TUNGKIK!

ade aku KESAH? peace.

Mati Kau Ayam!

2011-03-06T18:54:00.003+08:00

HAHA

Perjuangan Palestin Baru

2011-03-06T02:13:00.001+08:00

Anak perempuan kecil itu, mati tampak hanya kepala,
Dalam runtuhan timbunan rumah bedilan Israel penjenayah perang tanpa
perikemanusiaan,
Bahasa apa lagi, marah bagaimana lagi,
Demonstrasi di mana, boikot apa lagi,
Derma banyak mana,
Untuk mengajar makhluk Israel yang memamah rakus darah,
Membaham hancur insan kerdil,
Tanpa dosa,
Hendak rasanya dilontar segala batu,
dibedil segala peluru,
dikumpul semua kudrat,
dipadu segala hasrat,
agar Israel laknat,
hancur umpama kiamat,
PBB semacam mati,
OIC sentiasa sepi,
Amerika Syarikat bersubahat,
Kita hanya berbicara meluat melihat,
Di paparan media depan mata,
Kekejaman, keserakahan, kerakusan, kebinatangan,
Mereka tertawa menghitung kematian,
Mencatur politik kemenangan,
Atas timbunan korban banjiran darah,
Air mata jeritan bumi Ghaza,
Dikepung bertahun dalam perang yang haram,
Mana rancangan jangka panjang?
Mana peta jalan keamanan?
Mana perpaduan umat Islam?
Mana bangsa negara yang cinta kedamaian?
Mana perikemanusiaan?
Mana jalan penyelesaian?
Mana bait-bait kata”

Ke mana resolusi dimeterai?
Yang ada hanya pura-pura,
Yang ada hanya pekak dan tuli,
Yang ada hanya mati bila di Ghaza Zionis menjadi Nazi,
Di Dewan mulia rakyat Malaysia ini,
Di lafaz hasrat,
Dilontar segala hajat,
Agar PBB hidup kembal,i
OIC bangkit berdiri,
Amerika berhenti berdusta,
Israel berhenti maharajalela,
Kuasa besar jangan angkuh,
Negara Islam bersatu teguh,
Palestin merdeka, kembali kukuh,
Palestin baru yang aman makmur,
Yang selamat tidak hancur,
Yang hidup tidak berkubur,
Agar anak kecil yang mati itu,
Nyawanya tidak dipersia,
Agar kita terus boikot,
Bersatu bersuara,
Berhimpun berderma,
Berzakat dan berdoa.

24 hrs Hunting Line

2011-03-06T02:10:00.000+08:00

Subject: ALLAH SWT's 24 Hr Customer Service Line (Toll Free)
Assalaamu'alaikum, Saudara-saudariku...
Pernahkah Anda bayangkan bila pada saat kita berdoa, kita mendengar ini:
Terima kasih, Anda telah menghubungi Baitullah".
Tekan 1 untuk 'meminta'.
Tekan 2 untuk 'mengucap syukur'.
Tekan 3 untuk 'mengeluh'.
Tekan 4 untuk 'permintaan lainnya'."
Atau....
Bagaimana jika Malaikat memohon maaf seperti ini:
"Saat ini semua malaikat sedang membantu pelanggan lain. Tetaplah
sabar menunggu. Panggilan Anda akan dijawab berdasarkan urutannya."
Atau, pernahkah Anda bayangkan bila pada saat berdoa, Anda mendapat
respons seperti ini:
"Jika Anda ingin berbicara dengan Malaikat,
Tekan 1. Dengan Malaikat Mikail,
Tekan 2. Dengan malaikat lainnya,
Tekan 3. Jika Anda ingin mendengar sari tilawah saat Anda menunggu,
Tekan 4. "Untuk jawapan pertanyaan tentang hakikat syurga &
neraka,silahkan tunggu sampai Anda tiba di sini!!"
Atau mungkin juga Anda mendengar ini :
Sistem kami menunjukkan bahawa Anda telah satu kali menelefon hari ini. Silakan cuba lagi esok."
atau...
Pejabat ini ditutup pada hujung minggu. Sila hubungi semula pada hari Isnin selepas pukul 9 pagi."
Alhamdulillah... Allah SWT mengasihi kita, Anda dapat menelefon-Nya setiap saat!!!
Anda hanya perlu untuk memanggilnya bila-bila saja dan Dia mendengar anda. Kerana bila memanggil Allah,tidak akan pernah mendapat talian sibuk. Allah menerima setiap panggilan dan mengetahui siapa pemanggilnya secara pribadi.
Ketika Anda memanggil-Nya, sila gunakan nombor utama ini: 24434
2 : solat Subuh
4 : solat Zuhur
4 : solat Asar
3 : solat Maghrib
4 : solat Isya
Atau untuk lebih sempurna dan lebih banyak afdhalnya, gunakan nombor ini : 28443483
2 : solat Subuh
8 : solat Dhuha
4 : solat Zuhur
4 : solat Asar
3 : solat Maghrib
4 : solat Isya
8 : Solat Tahajjud atau lainnya
3 : Solat Witir
Maklumat terperinci terdapat di Buku Telefon berjudul "Al Qur'anul Karim & Hadis Rasul"
Talian terus , tanpa Operator tanpa Perantara, tanpa bil.
Nombor 24434 dan 28443483 ini memiliki jumlah talian hunting yang tak terhingga dan dibuka 24 jam sehari 7 hari seminggu 365 hari setahun!!!
Sebarkan maklumat ini kepada orang-orang di sekeliling kita. Mana tahu mungkin mereka sedang memerlukannya
Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W : "Barang siapa hafal tujuh kalimat, ia terpandang mulia di sisi Allah dan Malaikat serta diampuni dosa- dosanya walau sebanyak buih laut"
7 Kalimah ALLAH:
1. Mengucap "Bismillah" pada tiap-tiap hendak melakukan sesuatu.
2. Mengucap "Alhamdulillah" pada tiap-tiap selesai melakukan sesuatu.
3. Mengucap "Astaghfirullah" jika lidah terselip perkataan yang tidak patut.
4. Mengucap "Insya-Allah" jika merencanakan berbuat sesuatu di hari esok.
5. Mengucap "La haula wala kuwwata illa billah" jika menghadapi
sesuatu tak disukai dan tak diingini.
6. Mengucap "inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun" jika menghadapi dan
menerima musibah.
7. Mengucap "La ilaha illa Allah Muhammad Rasulullah" sepanjang
siang dan malam sehingga tak terpisah dari lidahnya.
Dari tafsir Hanafi, mudah-mudahan ingat, walau lambat-lambat...
mudah-mudahan selalu, walau sambil lalu... mudah-mudahan jadi bisa, karena sudah biasa

Maaf Dipohon....

2011-03-06T02:06:00.001+08:00

Rasulullah SAW bersabda : "Takutlah ghibah(mengumpat). Ia lebih buruk dari zina. Lelaki berzina lalu taubat, Allah menerima taubatnya. Sedangkan Allah tidak mengampuni orang yang ghibah(mengumpat) sebelum orang yang diumpat memaafkannya"...nauzubillah..di kesempatan ini saye nk minta maaf kalo2 saye mengumpat atau terumpat rakan2 scr depan2 atau blkg2..saye insan yg lemah..sesungguhnya manusia itu sering lupa dan kerapkali melakukan kesilapan..skali lg saye mohon maaf kpd teman2 sume..sampai2kn lah dan same2 kite mohon maaf ngn teman2 kite..salam.. kawan hantar...sy lak hantar kat kawan sy.anda?

Kita Sebenarnye...

2011-03-06T02:03:00.001+08:00

Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih gembira menyambut 1 hb Januari daripada 1 Muharram
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih tahu apa itu 14 Februari dari 12 Rabiulawal
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih membesarkan hari Sabtu, Ahad daripada hari Jumaat
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih khusyuk mendengar lagu dari mendengar azan
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka lepak, tidur, tengok TV daripada sembahyang
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih tahu tentang artis pujaan kita daripada nama nabi-nabi Allah
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka menyebut hello!... hai! daripada assalaimuallaikum.
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka menyayi dandut daripada berwirid dan bertahmid
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka memuji manusia daripada Pencipta kita sendiri
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka membaca majalah hiburan daripada buku-buku agama
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka ke konsert dan karaoke daripada ceramah agama
Kita sebenarnya..........lebih suka memaki dan mengumpat orang daripada memuji mereka
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka mencarut @#!*@!! daripada menyebut MasyaAllah
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih suka kemungkaran daripada berbuat kebaikan
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih bangga dengan kejahilan daripada bersyukur dengan keimanan kita
Kita sebenarnya.......... lebih cinta urusan dunia daripada urusan akhirat

Ingat tau!

2011-03-06T02:00:00.000+08:00

Dunia Ini Hanya 3 Hari :-

- Hari yang berlalu ( kelmarin) tiada lagi kesempatan di tanganmu dari hari yang telah berlalu.

- Hari esok yang mana harimu tidak dapat mengetahui samada kamu akan menemui ataupun tidak.

- Dan hari dimana waktu itu kamu berada di dalam. Oleh itu gunakanlah sebaik mungkin dengan perkara bermanfaat.

Dunia ini Juga 3 saat :-

- Saat yang telah berlalu.

- Saat yang kamu tidak akan tahu samada kamu akan menemuinya atau pun tidak.

- Saat yang mana kamu berada di dalamnya. Maka, pergunakanlah dengan sebaik mungkin kerana kamu tidak mungkin memilikinya kecuali satu saat sahaja, sebab mati itu dari satu saat ke saat yang lain.

Dunia ini juga 3 nafas :-

- Nafas yang telah berlalu di mana kamu telah menyelesaikan pekerjaan di dalamnya.

- Nafas yang kamu tidak akan dapat tahu samaada kamu akan menemuinya ataupun tidak.

- Nafas yang mana kamu berada di dalamnya. Sesungguhnya kamu tidak memiliki kecuali satu nafas saja dan tidak satu hari atau pun satu saat. Oleh itu hendaklah kamu cepat-cepat menggunakan nafas yang satu ini untuk taat kepada Allah S.W.T., sebelum hilangnya kesempatanmu dan bertaubatlah sebelum kamu mati. Moga, mudah-mudahan matimu itu berada dalam nafas yang kedua ini. Dan seutama amal adalah menjaga segala waktu semasa masih bernafas dan sesungguhnya orang yang mensia-siakan waktu bererti ia mensia-siakan umunya.

HIDUP KITA CUMA DI DALAM 3 HARI:

Semalam ~ Sudah menjadi sejarah.

Hari Ini ~ Apa yang sedang kita lakukan.

Esok ~ Hari yang belum pasti.

Hisablah hari pertama semoga hari yang kedua kita lebih baik kerana mungkin ajal kita pada hari yang kedua.

HIDUP CUMA DALAM 2 NAFAS:

Nafas Naik.

Nafas Turun.

Hargailah Nafas yang naik kerana udara yang disedut adalah pemberian ALlah secara percuma dan carilah keredhaan~Nya dalam menggunakannya.

Bertaubatlah dalam Nafas yang kedua kerana mungkin itu nafas yang terakhir keluar dari tubuh bersama nyawa dan roh untuk meninggalkan dunia yang fana ini.

HIDUP CUMA ADA 2 PILIHAN :

Hidup dalam keredhaan ALlah.

Hidup dalam kemurkaan ALlah.

HIDUP YANG ABADI CUMA ADA 2 TEMPAT :

Kekal di dalam neraka.

Kekal di dalam syurga.

Ingatlah kecelakaan neraka itu amat mengerikan dan kita hanya diyakinkan oleh keyakinan kita kepada rukun IMAN. Rukun Iman itu pula ada 6 dan apabila hilang salah satu daripadanya maka hilanglah ia.

Kelazatan dan kesejahteraan syurga itu maha HEBAT. Tidak terduga oleh fikiran kita dan untuk mendapatkannya terjemahkan rukun ISLAM yang 5 itu dan puncaknya adalah SOLAT ... Amat sukar untuk dipercayai bagi yang ingin ke SYURGA tetapi tidak bersolat, umpama seorang yang mahu menaiki kapalterbang,tetapi tidak mempunyai boarding pass.

Dan mereka yang sengaja melalaikan solat, umpama mengeposkan sepucuk surat tanpa melekatkan setem ...apabila ditanya bagaimana surat itu akan sampai pada penerimanya ... lalu dia pun berkata setemnya akan dihantar kemudian.

Ada 2 penyelesaian dalam kes ini :

Dia mungkin didenda ...

atau, suratnya masuk tong sampah.

Oleh itu, tidakkah kita semestinya bersyukur atas segala nikmat yang ALlah kurniakan kepada kita ... Sekurang-kurangnya ALlah telah memberi udara secara percuma untuk kita berzikir mengingati~Nya setiap detik dan ketika, hinggalah kita kembali kepada ALlah dalam keadaan jiwa yang tenang ... lalu masuk ke dalam syurga dalam keadaan kita redha dan ALlah meredhai.Semoga kita semua berbahagia + sejahtera senantiasa ... di dunia jua di akhirat kelak serta di dalam rahmat ALlah s.w.t.

Renung-renungkan lah ...

2011-03-06T01:50:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera...

"LAA ILAHA ILLA ANTA SUBHANAKA INNI KUNTU MINALZHAALIMIIN"

Orang kata aku lahir dari perut ibu..
Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku.. ibu
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku..ibu
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. ibu
Kata ibu, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut.. Ma!
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari.. ibu
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang ..ibu
Bila nak bermanja.. aku dekati ibu
Bila nak bergesel… aku duduk sebelah ibu
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya ibu
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku …ibu
Bila merajuk… yang memujukku cuma..ibu
Bila melakukan kesalahan… yang paling cepat marah..ibu
Bila takut… yang tenangkan aku.. ibu
Bila nak peluk… yang aku suka peluk..ibu

Aku selalu teringatkan ..Ibu
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon… Ibu
Bila seronok… orang pertama aku nak beritahu…Ibu
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada ..Ibu
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil.. “ibuuuuuuuuuuuuu!”
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah ..Ibu
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga Ibu
Bila merajuk, yang datang pujuk aku juga.. Ibu
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu..Ibu
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.. Ibu
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. Ibu
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku.. Ibu
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku, Ibu
Yang selalu berleter kat aku.. Ibu
Yang selalu puji aku.. Ibu
Yang selalu nasihat aku.. Ibu
Bila nak kahwin..
Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk… Ibu

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri
Bila seronok… aku cari pasanganku
Bila sedih… aku cari Ibu
Bila berjaya… aku ceritakan pada pasanganku
Bila gagal… aku ceritakan pada Ibu
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat Ibuku
Bila nak bercuti… aku bawa pasanganku
Bila sibuk… aku hantar anak ke rumah Ibu
Bila sambut valentine.. Aku hadiahi bunga pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu…
aku cuma dapat ucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu
Selalu ….. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu… Ibu ingat kat aku
Bila..bila… aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila.. …aku nak talipon Ibu
Selalu …aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila... aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Ibuku
Renungkan:

"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Ibu? Ibu
bukan nak banyak... lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah". Berderai air mata aku.
Hari ini kalau Ibu mahu lima ratus sebulan pun aku mampu. Aku boleh kirimkan. Tapi Ibu
sudah tiada. Aku tidak berkesempatan lagi.. bukan lima puluh ringgit.. lima puluh sen
pun tidak sempat aku kirimkan! Hanya yang termampu Alfatihah, alfatihah, alfatihah.

Life is a journey, not a destination...

Ya Allah SWT. Kembalikanlah aku dalam keadaan KAU redha seluruh kehidupanku. ameen.

Kerana Allah SWT kita ditemukan...Andai Terpisah...Itu ketentuan..

Lu sayang awek. ? .

2011-03-06T01:49:00.001+08:00

Lu orang kalau Sayang awek masing2...Lu orang bace ni...

saya suka tengok jari awek saya...
cantik
betul ni sungguh
sampai takut nak pegang...bukan takut patah...
takut nanti jari kitorang tak boleh tolong each
other di satu hari yang giler forever
depan yang maha Esa

saya suka tengok rambut awek saya...cantik
betol ni sungguh
sebab tu saya belikan tudung...bukan sebab
jeles
orang lain tgk jugak....
tapi sebab saya nak tgk rambut iklan pantene
dia
sampai bila2...
bukan yang terbakar dek api neraka di suatu
hari
yang giler forever

saya suka tgk body awek saya...cantik
betol ni sungguh
sebab tu saya belikan dia telekong
supaya mase dating dengan kekasih die yang
utama
dia lagi cantik dan berseri menghadapNya
saya pun tumpang dapat pahala
pheh syoknye

saya sedih tengok awek saya
tak tido tak makan rindu kat saya
saya pun macam tu juga
ada problem yang sama
die tanya apa ubatnya?
saya pun bagi die Quran untuk penenang jiwa
semoga lebih cintakanNya dari saya

saya sedih tengok awek saya
selalu pesan macam2 kat saya
makan, minum, drive elok2
tapi bila tengok movie sama2
burn asar maghrib gitu aje
die tak kata aper
berdosanye saya....

kesimpulannya saya memang sayang dia
nak jumper die giler forever
yang forever punye forever
di dunia dan akhirat terutamanya
janji nak share heaven sama2

semoga kami saling mengingati
dosa sendiri pun infiniti...
nak tanggung dosa dia lagi pulak lepas ni...
semoga kami menginsafi diri
Ya Allah ampunkanlah kami....
Amiiiiiiinn...

Kau tau tak?

2011-03-06T01:40:00.000+08:00

1. Tahukah Anda apabila 350ml air yang diambil dari paip sinki dan kemudiannya dituangkan ke dalam cerek yang mengandungi 150ml air suling dan dibiarkan terdedah kepada nyalaan api bersuhu 100 darjah celcius akan menghasilkan satu cecair yang dinamakan air masak.

2. Tahukah Anda bahawa air sirap merupakan salah satu bahan asas dalam pembinaan sebuah helikopter. Ini kerana kajian telah dibuat, seorang pembina helikopter memerlukan air sirap untuk menghilangkan keletihan semasa membuat helikopter, tanpa air sirap mungkin helikopter tersebut tidak dapat disiapkan.

3. Tahukah Anda bahawa Sebuah kereta yang dipandu selaju 220 km/j tidak akan dapat memotong kereta yang dipandu selaju 40 km/j sekiranya kereta-kereta tersebut dipandu dari arah yang bertentangan.

4. Tahukah Anda dalam bahasa Inggeris dan Italy, jurugambar dikenali sebagai paparazi. Perkataan itu dipercayai diambil dari watak paparazzo dalam filem La Dolce Vita yang diterbitkan oleh Federico Fellini pada tahun 1960. Dalam bahasa melayu pula, ayah kepada seorang budak yang bernama Razzi juga boleh dikenali dengan nama papa Razzi.

5. Tahukah Anda bendera negara Denmark telah dicipta 700 tahun lampau, menjadikan bendera paling lama digunakan di dunia lebih lama daripada penggunaan susu cap bendera.

6. Tahukah Anda magnet ialah sejenis logam yang juga digelar besi berani. Sebagaimana namanya magnet ialah besi yang berani menarik butir-butir besi lain kearahnya. Bagaimanapun orang yang diupah untuk menarik kereta bukanlah magnet.

7. Tahukah Anda cicak memutuskan ekornya apabila diganggu. Apabila cicak menyedari yang dia diekori oleh sesuatu, ia akan memutuskan ekornya supaya benda itu tidak mengekorinya lagi atas alasan tanpa ekor sudah tentu ia tidak akan diekori lagi.

8. Tahukah Anda gunung berapi yang berusia tiga ratus tahun disahkan masih aktif untuk meletup. Tapi mengikut kajian ahli gunung, api elektrik di rumah kita tidak akan aktif jika tidak membayar bilnya selama tiga bulan.

9. Tahukah Anda ahli sains seluruh dunia bersepakat jika nasi ayam dimakan sewaktu lapar, perut kita akan mengalami satu tindakbalas yang berupa kekenyangan. Nasi ayam juga boleh digunakan sebagai ubat untuk menggembirakan hati kita bila nasi ayam yang dimakan itu dibelanja oleh kawan kita..

hmmm... macam org punya akal la ni...

...tahukah anda jika anda menjolok lubang plug elektrik di rumah anda dgn tangkai garpu, jiran anda akan makan kenduri 3 malam di rumah anda?

En. Michael

2011-03-06T01:38:00.000+08:00

Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?

Dua-dua tak kenal korang...

kuang kuang

LEMBU sebenarnya lebih PANDAI daripada MANUSIA kerana...

2011-03-06T01:37:00.001+08:00

1 ...lembu tak buang anak dalam tong sampah, longkang dsb.
2 ...lembu tak ponteng kerja... pagi-pagi dia keluar meragut, petang dia balik rumah.
3 ...bila sampai waktu maghrib, lembu mesti balik rumah.. dia tak ada pulak main takraw ke, main bolasepak ke, shopping kat pasar malam ke.
4 ...lembu tak melakukan perhubungan jantina luar tabii.
5 ...lembu tak buat maksiat seperti berjudi, minum arak dsb.
6 ...lembu faham cakap manusia tapi manusia tak faham cakap lembu.
7 ...lembu tak ada pulak beri anak dara dia keluar malam dengan lembu jantan lain.
8 ...anak teruna lembu pulak tak ada nak usung anak dara lembu lain sampai lewat malam.
9 ...lembu punya susu, sapi dapat nama... yang bagi nama minyak sapi tu, manusia lah, bukannya lembu.
10 ...lembu tak ada buang masa membaca email karut macam

kenapa kah?

2011-03-05T23:57:00.001+08:00

kenapa kah perasaan untuk men 'sign up' MUKABUKU membuak2?

adakah ini NORMAL?

Have you ever been in love?

2009-06-10T10:25:00.003+08:00

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.”

“There comes a time when you have to stand up and shout:
This is me damn it! I look the way I look, think the way I think, feel the way I feel, love the way I love! I am a whole complex package. Take me... or leave me. Accept me - or walk away! Do not try to make me feel like less of a person, just because I don't fit your idea of who I should be and don't try to change me to fit your mold. If I need to change, I alone will make that decision.
When you are strong enough to love yourself 100%, good and bad - you will be amazed at the opportunities that life presents you.”

“Love comes when manipulation stops; when you think more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.”

“Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.”

“Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. Christopher Robin to Pooh”

“I try to talk to you, but I don't know what to say. I am afraid you don't want me to say anything. So I don't. But inside of me there are words waiting to come out.And tell you how I feel-like how I miss you. And how I love you despite my broken heart.And how I need you in my life. And especially how much I want you.But those words may forver stay in my heart-locked inside.Sometimes I wonder if there are words locked inside you too... but I'll never know.”

“I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.”

“Yes I love him. I love him more than anything else in this world and there is nothing that I would like better than to hold on to him forever. But I know it's not for the best. So no matter how much my heart is going to break, I've got to let him go so he can know just how much I love him. Maybe if I'm lucky, he'll come back, but if not, I can make it through this.”

One Tree Hill, Qoutes

2009-03-20T00:28:00.002+08:00

''Regret comes in all shapes and sizes. Some are small , like when we do a bad thing, for a good reason. Some are bigger, like when we let down a friend. Some of us escape the pangs of regret by making the right choice. Some of us have little time for regret, because we're looking forward to the future. Sometimes we have to fight to come to terms with the past. And sometimes we bury our regret, by promising to change our ways. But our biggest regrets are not for the things we did... but the things we didn't do. The things we didn't say that could save someone we care about. Especially when we can see the dark storm that's headed their way.''

''At this moment,
there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world.
Some are running scared.
Some are coming home.
Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth.
Some are evil men, at war with good.
Some are good, struggling with evil.
6 billion people in the world, 6 billion souls.
And sometimes all you need is one.''

''Now is the time for us to shine,
the time when our dream are within reach and possibilities vast.
Now is the time for al of us to become the people we've always dreamed of being,
this is you're world, you're here, you matter, and the world.. is waiting.''

''Sometimes pain becomes such a huge part of your life, that you expect it to always be there... because you can't remember a time in your life when it wasn't, but then one day you feel something else. Something that feels wrong, only because it unfamiliar.
And in than moment you realize... You're Happy.''

'' If you could go back and change just one thing in your life, would you ?
And if you did, would that change make your life better ? Or would it alter majorly break your heart, or the heart of another ?
Would you choose an entirely different path or would you change just one thing, just one moment. One moment you always wanted back..
Do you ever wonder if we make the moments in our lives, or if the moments in our lives makes us...
There are things that are known and there are things that are unknown. Between those two things are doors...''

''It's been said that there is one word that can free us from the weight and the pain of life, and that word is Love.
I believe that, that doesn't mean that is hasn't been hard or that it won't be.
It just means that I found a stillness and Bravery in my self with you. You make me brave and i will love you to the end of time.''

''Happiness comes in many forms.
In the company of good friends, in the feeling you get when you make someone else's dream come true, or in the promise of hope renewed. It's oké to let yourself be happy, because you never know how fleeting that happiness might be.''

''George bernard shaw once wrote: There are two tragedies in life : One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.''

One tree hill, Qoutes #2

2009-03-20T00:28:00.001+08:00

''Does this darkness have a name? This cruelty? This hatred? How did it find us?
Did it steal into our lives or did we seek it out and embrace it? What happened to us?
That we now send our children into the world like we send young men to war,
hoping for their safe return, but knowing that some will be lost along the way. When did we lose our way?
Consumed by the shadows, swallowed all by the darkness. Does this darkness have a name? Is it your name?''

You ever wonder how long it takes to change your life? What measure of time is enough to be life-altering? Is it four years, like high school? One year? An eight-week rock tour? Can your life change in a month, a week, or a single day? We're always in a hurry to grow up, to go places, to get ahead. But when you're young, one hour can change everything

Have you ever had a dream that seemed so real, when you woke up you didn't know what to believe? What would you do if what you thought was true wasn't? And what you thought wasn't true was? Would you retreat into your dreams with the hope of finding a more perfect reality? Sometimes life is stranger than a dream. And the only way to wake up is to face what lies hidden in your soul. And you can only hope that in those moments of dark reflection, that you are not alone.

There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate moment, you must choose your direction. Will you fight to stay on the path? Will others tell you who you are or will you label yourself? Will you be haunted by your choice or will you embrace your new path? Each morning you choose to move forward or to simply give up.There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate moment, who will you be? Will you let down your defenses and find solace in someone unexpected? Will you reach out? Will you face your greatest fears with bravery and move forward with faith? Or will you succumb to the darkness in your soul?

You ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? You know, it makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you. How many moments of other people's lives have we been in? Were we a part of someone's life when their dream came true? Or were we there when their dreams died? Did we keep trying to get in as if we were somehow destined to be there? Or did the shot take us by surprise? Just think. You could be a big part of someone else's life and not even know it.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
for my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeoning of chance
my head is blood, but unbowed.
Behond this place of wrath and tears
looms but the horror of the shade,
and yet the menace of the years
finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
how charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul."

(William Ernest Henley, Invictus)

Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world. Maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find their place. Someone trying to find their self. Sometimes it's easy to feel like you're the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, or unsatisfied, or barely getting by. But that feeling's a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it all for another day, someone or something will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes. Someone to help us hear the music in the world, to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there. And that someone will find you.

Have you ever wondered what marks our time here-if one life can really make an impact on the world or if the choices we make matter? Sometimes in order to move forward, you have to go back…in this case, just a few minutes…Have you ever wondered what marks our time here-if one life can really make an impact on the world or if the choices we make matter? I believe they do. And I believe that one man can change many lives-for better or worse…

You ever heard the expression “the best things in live are free”? Well, that expression is true.

benda yang korunk ptut bile awek marah..

2008-11-05T07:38:00.001+08:00

Serlahkan kehebatan anda bila menghadapi situasi tegang ketika awek tengah marah!......huhue ;)

1. bila awek mula turun tok nenek baling² barang
korang cuba sambot ape yg dorang baling tu. inilah masanyer korang nak tunjuk kepantasan korang menjadi goal keeper.

2. bile awek korang mule menjerit tak pasal² menengking, membebel tanpa henti korang menyanyilah sekuat hati dengan penoh perasaan mengikut melodi sebenar penyanyi asal. inilah masenyer korang nak tunjok yg sore korang sedap giler!

3. bile awek korang tenong korang cam nak telan (garang arh konon!)
korang senyom jek pandang awek korang tuh! inilah masenyer korang tunjok betapa comelnyer moker korang ketika senyom!

4. bile awek korang hambik sumer barang² dia bungkos ala² nak lari rumah
korang tolong kemaskan barang² dia. hambik semua barang² dia masokkan lam plastik sampah kaler itam tuh. inilah masenyer korang nak tunjok betapa rajinnyer korang, ringan tulang dan suka membantu.

5. bile awek korang menangis akibat terlalu marah dan sakit hati hingga mengalirkan airmata korang ketawalah berdekah² hingga terguling². inilah masenyer korang nak buktikan bahawa korang berusaha buat awek korang gumbira ketika dia sedang berduka, sedih dan terluka! thehehe...

pergghhh... BaLAk ensem lagik gagah perkase nih pon tak berani buat camnih. kalo korang berani, korang memang hebat giler arh. respek arh.. huhuhu...

Life is like a movie

2008-11-05T07:34:00.001+08:00

If u r sad-drama
If u r afraid-suspense
If u r angry-action
When u look at the mirror-horror
Now u r smiling-tahts comedy

very important for all

2008-08-30T23:25:00.001+08:00

Some Thoughts in Life

1.Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present

2.What other think of u is none of your business

3.Time Heals almost everything... Give time

4.No one is incharge of your happiness except u

5.Don't compare your life to others. U have no idea what their journey is all about.

2008-08-12T19:33:00.000+08:00

There's so many things to be said
I know I have to start somewhere
I'm sorry for the things I did
I'm sorry for not being there
I'm sorry for the way I've been
I'm sorry I haven't really talked to you since
I'm sorry for making you mad
I truly do feel bad.
I'm sorry for the things I say
I'm sorry that I push you away
I'm sorry that I didn't treat you special.
I'm sorry I killed all our "us potential"
I'm sorry I'm not perfect
I'm sorry I'm just another reject.
I'm sorry for all your tears.
I'm sorry you aren't here.
Right now I wish I had you near...
Your voice is all I need to hear.
I'm sorry that we're not together
I'm sorry that I made you run to her
I'm sorry I was a bother
I'm sorry I made you find another
I'm sorry for all the things I make you do

I'm sorry that it'll happened to you.
I'm sorry I make you cry
Just know that it's hard for me to apologize.
I know I'm hard to forgive,
not much thought is given.
I'm sorry I wasn't enough
I'm sorry I didn't stick around when things were rough.
I'm sorry for all your pain
that was truly all that was gained.
I'm sorry that I left words unspoken.
I'm sorry I never told you how I felt
all I do now is sit and let the rain pelt.
I'm sorry that I left words unspoken,
I didn't mean to leave us both heartbroken.
I'm sorry that I didn't know
that you didn't want me to go.
I'm sorry for all the grief
I made you feel when I got up to leave.
I'm sorry I didn't understand.
I'm sorry I was so hard to withstand.
I'm sorry that things didn't work out right.
I'm sorry that I can't make things alright.

Secrets of Success in Life

2008-08-06T18:39:00.002+08:00

Lying in bed, I was asking myself, what are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answers right there,
in my room: The fan said: be cool.
The roof said: aim high.
The window said: see the world.
The clock said: every minute is precious.
The mirror said: reflect before you act.
The calendar said: be updated.
The light said: shine as bright as you can.
The wall said: stand firm.
The door said: push as hard as u can for your goals,?
So always apply this techniques for a better life...

Best of Luck in the life.

Men Know...

2008-07-11T20:06:00.005+08:00

Some thoughts on men and what they know...

Men know that if a woman tells you she's late, ask her for what before you piss in your pants.
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.
Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
Men know that you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends.
Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: yours, hers, and the truth.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.
Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect them to stare at he cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
Men know that the reason people don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them.
Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi...
Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.
Men know that in the entire history of the human race, no man has ever heard a woman fart.

Slogans for Women's T-shirts

2008-07-11T19:15:00.003+08:00

So many men, so few who can afford me.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody...and you're next.
And your point is...?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

253 things to do in class when you are bored in school!!!!!!

2008-06-22T19:14:00.001+08:00

You know how boring school is!!!

so i found out some things to do in class when you are really, REALLY bored.

Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2.
Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3.
When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4.
If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5.
When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ’
6.
Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
7.
Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
8.
During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
9.
Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10.
Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
11.
Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
12.
If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
13.
If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
14.
When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.
15.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did’
16.
Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
17.
Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
18.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
19.
When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
20.
Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
21.
Meow and bark occasionally.
22.
Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
23.
Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds
24.
Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
25.
Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher `I swear to drunk I’m not God ’
26.
Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
27.
Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren’t late)
28.
Meow to answer a question
29.
Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
30.
Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
31.
Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don’t have any gum, and put it back in your mouth.
32.
Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
33.
Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
34.
Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
35.
Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force
36.
Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you’re a volcano.
37.
Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.
38.
Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow.
39.
In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.
40.
Write `Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don’t believe you point, then say `Made you look ’
41.
Randomly laugh hysterically
42.
Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL
43.
Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm
44.
Write `objects in mirror are dumber than they appear’ on a small mirror. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.
45.
Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors.
46.
Wear tissues on your head
47.
Come into class with sunglasses, and pretend to shoot at your teacher with your fingers. Then loudly whisper `Sorry, I had to get rid of the alien scum’
48.
Pass around a petition against petitions
49.
Raise your hand, act terrified and cry, saying `You didn’t have to be so mean ’
50.
If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’
51.
Hum `If your happy and you know it’ loudly then randomly start to cry
52.
Try to get your class to sing “We don’t need no education”
53.
Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.
54.
Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you’re sure you are about to win.
55.
Pretend to slap a fly and then go `mmmm snack time’
56.
Lead your class in a sing-a-long.
57.
Poke the person sitting next to you repeatedly until they get angry, then blame it on your imaginary friend.
58.
Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.
59.
Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.
60.
In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened.
61.
(If in a school that requires uniforms) Loudly talk about how one person’s uniform is `so two minutes ago’ (even though you are wearing the same thing)
(If in a school with no uniforms) Put on a weird shirt and loudly whisper about everyone’s bad fashion sense.
62.
Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you.
63.
Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for every question. When called on, answer every question `Abraham Lincoln.’
64.
Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy.
65.
Laugh hysterically and proclaim `You shall all perish Perish I say ’ Act like nothing had happened.
66.
Try to hold a swordfight with rulers.
67.
Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
68.
Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say `That’s mine ’
69.
Read with your textbook upside-down.
70.
Bring in a pillow and explain “The desk is too hard for sleeping.”
71.
Bring in a pillow and lie in the aisle and pretend to go to sleep.
72.
Walk down the aisle and pretend someone tripped you. Glare at that person for the rest of class.
73.
Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out `I’m lost ’
74.
Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.
75.
Carefully place the tissue box in a certain spot at the beginning of class. In class, scream or gasp and run over to the tissue box, acting like it was moved. Carefully fix it.
76.
Repeat.
77.
Ask if you can teach the class.
78.
Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate’s name/initials. Leave the pictures on the classmate’s desk.
79.
Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you.
80.
Knit.
81.
Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.
82.
Wear Mardi Gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out.
83.
Talk about your dream job as a janitor.
84.
Bring a bottle to school. Drink out of it all day. Cry if it gets confiscated.
85.
Act like you’re in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma’am and sir. March everywhere.
86.
Poke someone.
87.
Twice.
88.
Bring crutches to school.
89.
Ask your teachers if they find sick pleasure in tormenting you.
90.
If a teacher isn’t already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.
91.
Put raisins over your teeth and grin widely at everyone you meet.
92.
When you get homework, stand up, outraged, and yell that you’re going to sue.
93.
Convince someone to pretend to be your lawyer. Bring them to school the following day.
94.
Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula or other cape wearing people. Swish your cape.
95.
A lot.
96.
Whenever the bell rings or an ambulance/police car passes, yell about the pigs coming to get you, and run out of the classroom.
97.
Like, say `like,’ like, a lot…like
98.
Speak with an accent, love.
99.
Do the chicken dance.
100.
If any of these get you in trouble, grumble loudly about how you hate Sharpies.
101.Count how many times the professor uses ?uh,? ?umm,? or ?like? during an entire lecture.
102.Try to hold your breath for as long as you can without passing out. Time yourself. Record your time. Repeat.
103.Do aerobic exercises in your head so that by the end of the day, you can think to yourself how ?athletic? you were today.
104.Write a play about an angry lobster, a happy penguin, and an evil genius.
105.Plug your ears and try to see if you can lip-read what the professor is saying.
106.Look at all the dots in the ceiling and try to find your favorite cartoon character.
107.Arm wrestle/play thumb war with yourself and accuse your right arm/left thumb of cheating.
108.Come up with a list of all the words you can make out of the letters in ?smorgasbord.?
109.Say a word silently to yourself (e.g. ?broccoli?) so many times that it loses meaning. Then try to remember what it meant in the first place.
110.Draw a flipbook at the bottom right corner of your notebook.
111.Keep your eyes open without blinking for as long as you can.
112.Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie.
113.Look out the window and try to find cool-looking clouds that look like they came straight out of a Disney animated movie.
114.Start knitting yourself a scarf for the cold winter ahead.
115.Play cat’s cradle with the cute boy or girl sitting next to you. Who knows, you might get lucky and score a screen name.
116.Fold paper cranes so you’ll have a hefty collection by the end of the semester.
117.Switch seats in a clandestine manner every time the professor turns to face the blackboard. Count how many times you can do this without getting caught.
118.Stare at someone until they turn around. Then keep staring and give them a maniacal smile. Be sure your eyes are open real wide to enhance the effect.
119.Try not to fall asleep.
120.. Pretend you’re a tree.
121. Try to develop psychic powers, then use ’em.
122. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
123. Sing Show Tunes.
124. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
125. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
126. Pretend you’re flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
127. Churn some butter.
128. Conceive a brand new language.
129. Walls made of brick. Count ’em.
140. Plot revenge against someone.
141. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
142. See how long you can hold your breath.
143. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
145. Change seats every three minutes.
146. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
147. Shave.
148. Run across the room, tag someone and say You’re it.
149. Announce to the class that you are God and that you’re angry.
150. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
151. Start a wave.
152. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
153. Roast marshmellows.
154. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
155. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
156. Take apart your desk.
157. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
158. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
159. Do a quick tapdance routine.
160. Try bird-watching.
161. Walk up the aisle yelling, Popcorn Hot popcorn here .
162. Throw your backpack at someone.
163. Run to the window, then say, Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal .
164. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
165. Start laughing really hard and say, Oh, now I get it. .
166. Make a sundial.
167. Give yourself a new identity.
168. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can’t swim.
169. Dig an escape tunnel.
170. Announce your candidacy for President.
171.Make a paper football and get someone to play with you. When they put their hands up into a little goal, flick the football at the teacher and immediatly go back to doing your work.
172.Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay and see how many people say ho
173.At another quiet time, shout out Marco and then in a squeeky voice shout out Polo seinior
174.Practice your ty-chi. Wave your arms all around like your really know what you are doing. Meditate. Humm as loud as you can and when your teacher says something about it, act all offended. Do you have a problem with my religion, sir ?
175.If one of your friends is drinking something, in the middle of a drink start chanting chug chug chug
176.When the class is very quiet, say in a casual voice Knock knock
177.When the class is quiet, sigh and say This class is really boring
Shoot rubber bands at someone, when they accuse you look confused and point to the person to the left of you. After that, point to the person on the right of you ect...

178.If you are black start singing country music, if you are white start rapping.
179.Make as many paperballs as you can and set them on your desk in a giant pile. If anyone looks at you, look tough and nod at them.
180.If you are a male, start singing Brittany Spears’s Hit me baby one more time complete with raise the roof action.
181.Take everything out of your backpack and stack it on your desk. Take out a sheet of paper and take invintory of your stuff.

182.Take an empty gum wrapper and put it in your palm, then signal someone by going pssssst. Hey Make them lean all close to you and get them thinking you have something interesting to say. Look around and then give them the gumwrapper.
183.See how many tiny paper balls you can set on the person in front of you without them knowing it. Tie someones shoe’s together and kick them.
184.Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.
185.Start singing Can you feel the love tonight from the Lion King.
186.Fall asleep. When you wake up say shit like I had a dream and you were in it. And you You too ...
187.Blurt out chinese waiter talk. SHICKEN FRIE RIE, SEVEN DOLLA
188. Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
189.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
190.Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing.
191 Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
192. Finish all your sentences with In accordance with the prophecy.
193.Dont use any punctuation
195.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
196.Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing. For example, If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.
197Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
198Tell your children over dinner. Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
199UsE RAnDoM cAPiTaliZaTiON iN EvEryTHiNg YOu wrITe.
200Follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious.
201Persistently call your teachers ’sweetcheeks’ and wink at them in front of everyone.
202Whenever you answer the phone, do so in a french accent, and slowly change it to a japanese accent.203Have races in the corridors with chairs that don’t have wheels on them
204Hold open automatic doors for people.
205Threaten to jump out of a ground floor window.
206Deliberately get colleagues names wrong.
207Wear socks on the outside of your shoes.
208End all sentences with .co.uk .
209Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
210In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up .
211 Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, Sorry, I really prefer it this way .
212.Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
213Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they’re in jail.
214When someone says Have a nice day , tell them you have other plans .
215 Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY .
216 Address the professor as your excellency .
217 Shout WOW after every sentence of the lecture.
218 Ask whether you have to come to class.
219 Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write Signup Sheet at the top, and start passing it around the room.
220 Stand to ask questions. Bow deeply before taking your seat after the professor answers.
221 Interrupt every few minutes to ask the professor, Can you spell that?
222 Disassemble your pen. Accidentally propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring. Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces. Repeat
223 In the middle of lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.
224 Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you’re called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you’re waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can’t believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
225 Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can’t stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.
226 Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
227 Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.
228 Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"
229 Come to class with a jar full of angry hornets. Five minutes into class, release the hornets, scream, and run away.
230 Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"
231 Draw hearts and flowers on the backs of your papers and tests. Next to them, write things like, "You’re the best, even though you suck" and "You’re the worst professor in the world, but I still love you."
232 Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can’t start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive.
233 Hide somewhere inside the classroom. Wait for your professor to take attendance. Don’t come out when he/she calls your name. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I’m here! Fooled you again!" Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.
234 Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn’t Know What The Hell He’s Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
235 Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You’re mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can’t because you’re scouting the room for "assassins."
236 Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you’re really interested in what you’re discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
237 Start asking questions in a fake foreign language. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class. Act like you’re really interested in what you’re discussing. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.
238 Wait for your professor to mention a date, and then yell out, "Bingo!" Apologize, and explain that you got confused.
239 Wrap yourself in bandages and come to class in a wheelchair. Throughout class, cry a lot and moan things like, "Why me?" and "Please kill me!" Get up during class, like your going to miraculously start walking. Instead, fall down, cry out in pain, and wait for someone to help you back up. When class is over say, "I feel better now," leap up, and run home.
240 organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
241 organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
242 organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
243 superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
244 write fake love notes and slip them into people’s lockers
245 if someone near you falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
246 lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the top of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you’ve taped the loose end to the floor already.
247 place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big ’ol lines across the blackboard.
248 when you use the bathroom, get a LOT of soap on your hands (If it’s the slimy kind), but don’t wash it off, just leave goo all over doorknobs, railings, etc.
249 screaming gibberish in crowded hallways is always good for a laugh.
250 leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
251 ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs
252 Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.
253 Bring candles and ince
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
254 In a test open up your bag look inside and say "got enough air in there?"
255 Run around the school suspiciously with your hands in a gun shape while humming the misson impossible tune
256 look at the person next to you for a while then say "your one of them!" then run out the class room
257 when the class is quiet look around and aks some one if their cell phone just rang
258 drop your pencil on the floor if some one trys to pick it up for you Scream "hey thats mine!"
259 stand in front of the class and pretend you are a flight attendent and review the emergency procedures and exits

EVEN newer!!!!!!!!!!!!
260 call everyone bob
261 name your pen Mr pen talk to him often, cry and go mad if Mr pen commits suicide (falls off the table)
262 Have a funeral for Mr pen
263 Pick one word any word .e.g. TIMMY use this word and only this word when replying to a question
264 reapeat yourself constantly
265 be insane and be proud of it
266 reapeat yourself constantly
267 Put a sign on your desk that says "Out of my mind be back soon" Then go to sleep. If your teacher wakes you up Scream CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? then go back to sleep.
278 reapeat yourself constantly (annoying aint it!)
279 (When you are taking a true false test) Whenever the answer is false stand up, grab your hair with both hands, and scream LIES ALL LIES, sit acting like nothing happend and repeat.
280 Start having fights with yourself out loud over which one of your personalitys is better. Start to cry and say "I love you both why can't we all just get along" And if you are realy insane have your personalitys hug and make up. Then have all of your personalitys gather round to sing kumbya my lord! (I suggest you do this when it is really quiet in the room it scares more people)
281.Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"
282.during an english class raise your hand and say the sentence : sorry, i dont speak english! or, "Sorry i dont speak (Blank)" if you have a foreign language where u put the name of the language in the blank.
283.teacher bingo
have everyone in the class write down 6 words and when the teacher says one of your words, you cross it off
when all your words have gone, stand up and shout BINGO!!! then sit down and carry on working
284.when asked a questions, answer god, then to explain your answer, say because god is the answer to everything * works better at a Christian school*

you..

2008-05-17T18:34:00.001+08:00

Would you noticed if I cried?
Would you care if I killed myself?
What if it was over something so simple like a boy
A boy I loved but never loved me enough to care
If I ran away would you run with me, would you even notice?
I wish every night as I cry myself to sleep that you would notice me
That you would care for me like I do for you
Just once to be held by you and know I'm loved and cared for
Instead I just sit here wondering would you noticed if I was dead...

bitchology

2008-05-17T18:33:00.000+08:00

вєιηg α вιтcн мєαηs...
ι sтαη∂ υρ ƒσя мysєℓƒ αη∂ мy вєℓιєƒs
ι sтαη∂ υρ ƒσя тнσsє ι ℓσvє
ι sρєαк мy σωη мιη∂, тнιηк мy σωη тнσυgнтs σя ∂σ тнιηgs мy ωαy
ι ωση’т cσмρяσмιsє ωнαт’s ιη мy нєαят
ι ℓιvє ℓιƒє MY ωαy
ι ωση’т αℓℓσω αηyσηє тσ sтєρ ση мє
ι яєƒυsє тσ тσℓєяαтє ιηjυsтιcє
ιт мєαηs ι нαvє тнє cσυяαgє & sтяєηgтн тσ αℓℓσω мysєℓƒ тσ вє мє
sσ тяy тσ sтσмρ ση мє, ∂συsє мy ιηηєя ƒℓαмє,
sqυαsн єvєяy συηcє σƒ вєαυтy ι нσℓ∂ ωιтнιη
yσυ ωση’т sυccєє∂
αη∂ ιƒ тнαт мαкєs мє α вιтcн, sσ вє ιт
♥ .. ι ємвяαcє тнє тιтℓє αη∂ ι’м ρяσυ∂ тσ вє α вιтcн! .. ♥

THE AMAZING PRESENT..

2008-05-16T22:14:00.001+08:00

ONE DAY A YOUNG GIRL WAS SITTING ALONE IN HER ROOM...SHE WAS ONLY 5 AND HER DAD'S BIRTHDAY WOULD SOON TO COME....SHE WAS TOO YOUNG TO BUY HIM A PRESENT BUT SHE WANTED TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL...AFTER A FEW MOMENTS HER FACE BECOME BRIGHTER AND SHE WENT TO THE CLOSET,TAKING OUT THE GOLDEN PAPER WHICH WAS KEPT THERE FROM HER PARENTS..IT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE PAPER,COVERED WITH REAL GOLD DUST AND ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANYMORE...
''DAD WILL BE SO PLEASED''-SHE THOUGHT..AND STARTED TO WORK...
****
''WHERE IS THE GOLDEN PAPER?!''-DAD ASKED HER
''I USED IT DAD,I USED IT TO COVER THIS BEAUTIFUL BOX!''-SAID THE GIRL SMILING AT HIM

BUT THE DAD GOT ANGRY...THE PAPER WAS VERY VALUABLE AND THEY WERE SHORT ON MONEY...AND SLAPPED HER..HARD TEARS COVERED THE LITTLE GIRL'S RED CHEEKS..
****
THE FOLLOWING DAYS WENT BY AND FINALLY THE DAD'S BIRTHDAY CAME..THE LITTLE GIRL WENT UP TO HIS ROOM WITH THE GOLDEN WRAPPED BOX AND SAID''HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!!",SMILING AT HIM..
DAD WAS PLEASED AND QUICKLY OPENED THE BOX....BUT HE SUDDENLY LOST HIS GOOD TEMPER WHEN HE SAW THE BOX WAS EMPTY...''WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THAT???''HE SAID.
AND HE SLAPPED HER AGAIN..TWICE..''DON'T U KNOW,YOUNG LADY,THAT WHEN U GIVE SOMEONE A PRESENT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING INSIDE?''
THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED UP AT HIM AND SAID''BUT DADDY..IT'S NOT EMPTY.....I BLEW KISSES UPON IT TILL IT WAS FULL!!''...TEARS WERE FLOWING ON HER FACE AND SHE RUN OUT OF THE ROOM...OUT OF THE HOUSE...OUT OF THE YARD...TO THE STREET...SHE DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE TRUCK COMING TO HER....
****
THE LITTLE GIRL WAS DEAD...AND A SOBBING FATHER WAS NEAR ..PLEADING FOR HER FORGIVENESS...BUT TIME IS NEVER TURNING BACK...
****
IT IS TOLD THAT THE FATHER KEPT THE GOLDEN BOX NEAR HIS BED FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE..AND WHENEVER HE WAS DISCOURAGED OR FACED DIFFICULTIES..HE WOULD OPEN THE BOX AND TOOK OUT AN IMAGINARY KISS..AND REMEMBERED THE LITTLE CHILD..THE LOVE OF HIS DAUGHTER WHO PUT IT INSIDE..
****
****
IN A VERY SPECIAL SENSE..EACH OF US AS HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BEEN GIVEN A GOLDEN BOX FROM FAMILY,FRIENDS OR GOD..THERE IS NO PRECIOUS POSSESSION THAT ONE CAN HOLD!

girls need this...

2008-05-16T22:02:00.001+08:00

When she walks away from you mad, Follow her..

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her..

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go..

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her...

When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong...

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention..

When she pull's away, Pull her back...

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful...

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word...

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind..

When she's scared, Protect her..

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her..

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night...

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh...

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay..

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up...

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand...

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers...

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh...

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold....

When she looks at you in your eyes, dont look away until she does...

When she misses you, she's hurting inside...

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away ...

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers ..

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it ...

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

how to make a woman happy..

2008-02-21T17:47:00.000+08:00

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2 .a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

beautifully stated..

2008-02-18T04:49:00.000+08:00

Beautifully stated....
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.

You'll fight with your best friend.

You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

'Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.'

three things...

2008-01-17T20:04:00.000+08:00

Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -
1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity

Three things in life that can destroy a person -
1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness

Three things in life that you should never lose-
1. Hope
2. Peace
3. Honesty

Three things in life that are most valuable -
1. Love
2. Family &Friends
3. Kindness

Three things in life that are never certain -
1. Fortune
2. S uccess
3. Dreams

Three things that make a person -
1. Commitment
2. Sincerity
3. Hard work

the perfect guy would do...

2007-12-07T15:57:00.000+08:00

40 Things That The Perfect Guy Would Do
1.)Tell u how much he cares everyday
2.)Hold u,n never wanna let go
3.)Knows his limit, n he respects it
4.)Calls u every night
5.)B4 u get off the phone with him, he says "i love u"
6.)He doesn't change the way he acts nfront of his friends (ex: he says 'i love u' nfront of his friends, n tells u how much he cares about u nfront of his friends..)
7.)Only talks good about u
8.)he's always himself
9.)Doesn't matter what u do, as long as ur happy
10.)He knows when 2 b funny, but has a serious side
11.)Stand up 4 u, no matter what it costs him..
12.)He wants 2 meet ur parents, even if u dont want him 2
13.)He would walk around the world 4 u if he had 2
14.)Looks deep n2 ur eyes when u talk 2 him..
15.)He always tells u the truth
16.)Act as if ur the only thing n the world..
17.)Compliments u
18.)Would want 2 give u the world
19.)Would never want 2 loose u
20.)Understand that u have other guy friends, n doesnt get jealous when u hang around with them..
21.)Lets u know that he's there whenever u need him
22.)Knows what ur thinking
23.)Knows how 2 make u happy when ur sad
24.)Knows how 2 make u laugh
25.)When he's caught up n a bunch a things, he STILL has time 4 u
27.)Looks @ u, n u get butterflies n ur stomach, n he knows how 2 do it..
28.)When he's being funny, n he needs 2 b serious, he notices
29.)Asks 2 buy u things, even though he knows u wont accept it, and u dont
30.)He tells u what he feels, the good and the bad
31.)Lets u know if he wants sum changes
32.)Knows where ur ticklesh
33.)Knows how 2 look @ u in a certain way that makes u melt
34.)He's the sweetest guy n the world
35.)He knows how 2 b cute n that certain way, when he wants sumthing.
36.)He signs his emails 2 u "love always" "I love u baby" "love u with all my heart" n things like that...
37.)He never lies 2 u
38.)Doesnt dump u when u he sees another hot girl
39.)Talks about marraige with u, n doesnt get freaked out when u do
40.) LOVES U 4EVER AND ALWAYS

-perpect guy doesnt exist-

why do boys fall in love with girls

2007-12-06T17:32:00.000+08:00

Message: why do boys fall in love withgirls
(This was written by a guy)
don't break it, it's so sweet! :)

1. Girl's always smell good even if it is just shampoo
2. The way their head always finds the right spot on our shoulders
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5 . The way they kiss you and all of sudden everything in the world is right
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way it takes them hours to get dressed but in the end it's all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even if it's -30 outside
9. They look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliment seven though youboth know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13 . The way they smile
14. The way you feel after you see her name on your cell after you just had a big fight
15. The way they say "lets not fight anymore"- eventhough you know that an hour later...
16. The way they kiss you after a fight
17 . The way they kiss you after you say "i love you"
18. Actually..The way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. They way they apologize after crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt *ithink every girl is guilty of this! :)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt(even though we don't admit it)
23. The way they say "i miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so it doesn't hurt her anymore.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them, it matters not! Because once in yourlife, whatever they are to the world, they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, travel the depths of their souls and say a million things without trace of sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beats of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper do it justice. It is a thing of not the mind but the heart.A feeling.Only felt.

Mat Rempit

2007-11-29T14:27:00.000+08:00

Tiga kejadian lawak semasa aku tengah giler-giler dengan motor. Orang panggil mat rempet le sekarang nih.

Kesah Pertama:

Sewaktu aku berada di Jelutung. Jalan tu kan penuh sesak.Badan aku agakbesar sedikit. Pada hari tu aku menumpang seorang kawan pergi ke Komtarnaik motor kap cai Honda 70. Dia pun kaki cilok jugak, selit sana selit sini, aku duduk belakang punye le kecut perut. Sampai satu tempat di mencelah antara dua kereta, motor lepas, dia lepas, dua2 lutut aku taklepas, kedebuk aku terduduk tengah jalan sambil terkangkang,Semua orang tengok aku, cinabing, macam sami budda duduk sorang sorang tengah jalan yang penuh sesak dengan kenderaan lepas tu kawan aku patah balik sambil gelak bagai nak giler.

Kisah Kedua.

Aku menumpang member jugak naik motor pergi town. Sampai kat trafic lightdia pun berhenti. Aku pun teringat pulak nak hisap rokok. Aku pun turunkan kedua-dua kaki dan berdiri sikit celok poket nak ambil lighter dalam poket seluar. Waktu tu lah lampu bertukar menjadi hijau, kawan aku terusjalan?meninggalkan aku berbiri sambil berjingkit nak nak ambil lighter di trafic light?siol?aje?Satu bandar orang yang nampak aku berdiri terkakang sorang sorang dilampu isyarat?macam ape entah?..gelak pulak tu dia orang.

Kisah ketiga.

Waktu sekolah tingkatan tiga. Lepas sekolah cepat2 aku balik ambil motor buruk ayah aku, kerana nak pergi pekan. Waktu tu kalau boleh bawak motor dah kire grand la tu. Tujuan aku bukan nak beli barang sangat. Waktu tu lehawek2 sekolah tengah berlonggok tunggu bas nak balik rumah. Waktu tu ler aku nak menayang betapa machonye aku, jejaka idaman mereka, ader motor le katakan. Tapi pada hari tu kejadiaan yang sangat memalukan telah berlaku.Masa betul2 sampai depan awek2 tu, aku boleh tak perasan ader lubang, motor aku pun terlanggar lubang tu, baik nasib tak jatuh, Aku memang ler tak jatuh, tapi ekzoz motor ayahaku tu terjatuh, maka dengan itu bunyinye mengalahkan helikopter, satumalaysia dengar, aku rase macam nak masuk lubang jamban je waktu tu, nak ditinggalkan ekzoz tu takut ayah aku marah, nak ambil malu tak boleh nak cakap depan awek2 tu?tapi aku rupenya lagi takut kat ayah aku, terpaksa akucari kertas surat khabar dan ambil ekzoz tu. Pas tu tolak ler motor sampai rumah?. Lepas tu tak mau ngurat lagi.

Keluarga Bahagia

2007-11-03T14:39:00.001+08:00

Kisah benar... Beberapa tahun lepas Ramli jumpa seorang janda bernama Ramlah yang mempunyai anak dara bernama Jamilah. Ramli berkahwin dengan Ramlah dan Jamilah adalah anak tiri Ramli. Selepas itu bapa kepada Ramli, Jamrud berkahwin dengan anak tiri Ramli, Jamilah. Ini membuatkan Jamilah, mak tiri kepada Ramli yang sebelum ini anak tirinya. Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud adalah anak tiri Ramli dan memjadikan Ramlah sebagai Mak Mertua kepada Bapak Mertuanya. Selang beberapa bulan kemudian, Jamilah anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah melahirkan anak lelaki, Jarul. Jadi Jarul dalah adik kepada Ramli. Tetapi, Jarul adalah anak kepada Jamilah, anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah. Menjadikan Jarul adalah cucu kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah. Sekaligus menjadikan Ramli datuk kepada Jarul, adiknya. Itu tak seberapa lagi. Selepas itu, Ramli dan Ramlah mendapat anak bernama Jayzee. Sekarang Jamilah, anak tiri Ramli dan juga Mak mertua Ramli menjadi kakak dan juga nenek kepada Jayzee. Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud menjadi abang ipar kepada anak Ramli yang mana kakak ipar Jayzee adalah isteri kepada ayah Ramli, Jadi sekarang, Ramli adalah abang ipar kepada emak mertuanya, isteri Ramli, Ramlah adalah makcik kepada anaknya sendiri, Jamilah... Anak Ramli, Jarul adalah sepupu kepada ayah Ramli, Jamrud dan Ramli adalah datuk kepada dirinya sendiri... muahahahahahahahhahaha... .isk isk isk... .. nennooo nennooo..neenooo..nenoooo.. phewiiittttt tebabooooooooooo.. aku pening... .... aku sindirik naik fening menterjemahkan semua nih..Arghhhhhhhh!!!!

Solat,Haji,Makan,Dam

2007-11-03T14:23:00.000+08:00

Samat baru sahaja berkahwin.
Kerana tidak mempunyai rumah, terpaksa dia menumpang di rumah bapa mertuanya...

Malangnya, ada sesuatu yang tidak kena. Samat ni kuat sangat makan.
Bapa mertuanya selalu merungut. Beras 20kg, tak sampai seminggu dah
habis. Selalu tak macam ini.

Sejak Samat duduk di rumahnya...
cepat sangat barang-barang dapur habis. Samat betul-betul 'menghabiskan borehhh...' Kebaikan Samat pula ialah, dia ni alim sikit.
Tak pernah tinggal sembahyang.

Malangnya bapa mertuanya tak pulak begitu...
Waktu maghrib seronok depan tv tengok roda impian...
lepas tu sambung tengok berita... lepas tu makan... lepas tu tidur..
esok bangun pukul 8... pergi kedai kopi... bersembang, sampai tengahari.
Balik makan, kemudian tidur... petang pergi kedai kopi lagi...
main dam, berborak mengalahkan orang politik.

Kerana sama-sama ada kekurangan ni lah yang menyebabkan si menantu
tak berani menasihati bapa mertua, dan bapa mertua tak berani
memarahi anak menantu yang kuat makan. Tetapi dia terus mencari
idea... macam mana nak kenakan si Samat ni..

Bengang betul dia... dah lah tak kerja...melantak kuat pulak tu...Suatu
hari dia dapat idea... nak kenakan Samat.. "Samat, mari kita main dam
haji..." katanya kepada Samat... "Boleh juga..." kata Samat tanpa
mengesyaki sesuatu.

Bila sahaja bermain, dia sengaja membiarkan buah damnya dimakan oleh
Samat... Dia hulur, Samat makan, hulur lagi... Samat makan lagi... hulur l
agi makan lagi, dan lagi... dan lagi...

"Eh ko ni Samat... kuat betul makan laa... agak-agak laa..." katanya
tersenyum.."Alamak bapak mertua aku ni perli aku ni... mentang-mentang
aku kuat makan.." fikirnya dalam hati... tapi tak apa...

Mereka bermain set kedua... bapa mertuanya hulur... dia tak makan...
hulur lagi, tak makan juga... kena tangkap... tak macam set pertama...
dia dah bijak sikit...Bila tak makan, mestilah kena tangkap...(sesiapa tak
tahu main dam haji tentu tak faham cerita ini...) kemudian bapa
mertuanya dapat melangkah hingga ke haji...Apa lagi....

"Ehh orang tak pernah sembahyang pun boleh pergi haji ke...?"Merah
padam muka bapa mertuanya... dia nak perli anak menantunya, tetapi dia
yang terkena....

Selepas dari itu, Samat tak lagi kuat makan dan bapa mertuanya dah jadi
alim... tak tinggal sembahyang lagi... sekarang ni ada kat Mekah kerjakan
umrah...
Nak pergi haji belum sampai seru... katanya laa...

Moral cerita : Jangan malu nak menegur kesilapan orang lain, jika untuk
kebaikan...

Doa Pemanis Muka

2007-11-03T14:19:00.000+08:00

nie adalah kengkawan yg ensem & wanita plak bertambah2 lah Sahamnya yeaaaaa.........

Selamat mencuba & Semoga berjaya...!!!!!!

DOA INI MUJARAB, SEBAIK BAIKNYA DIBACA SETIAP PAGI JUMA'AT:

Pagi2...jumaat lagi afdal kalau baca sebelum keluar rumah.

Baca kuat-kuat lagi bagus..... Jgn rahsia2.... Bagi semua orang dengar.....

Doa pemanis muka nie sesuai dibaca 3 kali sehari sebelum memakai bedak atau alat2 solek atau minyak rambut atau aper je lah...

Selamat mencuba..... amalkan lah.. Tak rugi...!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>

"minyak si tuang tuang,

ku tuang dalam kuali,

muka ku macam beruang,

semua orang gerenti lari.

kuang.. kuang..kuang.."

He he he..semoga bertambah manis...

Hahahahahaha...

ampun tuan ku.... ahahahahaha..... eheheheee... Hamba pon tekene......beb

PeTua JaWaB TeLeFoN

2007-11-03T14:08:00.000+08:00

:Soalan: haloo, may i speak to samad please?
Jawapan: maap..sini bukan balai polis

Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?
Jawapan: ntah... saya kat sini,mane le saya tau sape kat sane..

Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak awak?
Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler... buat ape tanye saya.

Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor 323?
Jawapan: maap cik, nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.

Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?
Jawapan: mak takde rumah,bapak ade pasal rumah ni bapak yang beli.

Soalan: haloo budin, buat ape tu?
Jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..

Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?
Jawapan: maap...nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu memberikan perkhidmatannye... time kacih.

Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad... saya nak bercakap dengannye.
Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri..saya sibuk...maap

Soalan: halloo......
Jawapan: haloo... pusat sakit mental disini... anda ingin mendaftar?

Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya...
Jawapan: maap... ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.

Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?
Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi... kalau saya masih menjawab betul le tu.

Soalan: assalammualaikum...
Jawapan: waalaikummussalam..(tupp!..terus letak tepon.salam kite wajib jawab)

Ketahuilah Olehmu

2007-11-03T13:49:00.000+08:00

K etahuilah OlehMU
Jika kau merasa lelah dan
tak berdaya dari usaha yang sepertinya sia-sia..
Allah SWT tahu betapa keras engkau sudah berusaha.

Ketika kau sudah menangis sekian lama
dan hatimu masih terasa pedih...
Allah SWT sudah menghitung airmatamu.

Jika kau pikir bahwa hidupmu sedang menunggu sesuatu
dan waktu serasa berlalu begitu saja...
Allah SWT sedang menunggu bersama denganmu.

Ketika kau merasa sendirian dan
teman-temanmu terlalu sibuk untuk men ghubungimu ...
Allah SWT selalu berada disampingmu.

Ketika kau pikir bahwa kau sudah mencuba segalanya
tidak tahu hendak berbuat apa lagi...
Allah SWT punya jawabannya.

Ketika segala sesuatu menjadi tidak masuk akal
dan kau merasa tertekan...
Allah SWT dapat menenangkanmu.

Jika tiba-tiba kau dapat melihat jejak-jejak harapan...
Allah SWT sedang berbisik kepadamu.

Ketika segala sesuatu berjalan lancar
dan kau merasa ingin mengucap syukur...
Allah SWT telah memberkatimu.

Ketika sesuatu yang indah terjadi
dan kau dipenuhi ketakjuban...
Allah SWT telah tersenyum padamu.

Ketika kau memiliki tujuan untuk dipenuhi
dan mimpi untuk digenapi...
Allah SWT sudah membuka matamu dan memanggilmu dengan namamu.

Ingat bahwa dimanapun kau atau kemana
pun kau menghadap... Allah SWT TAHU .......

Dari Abdullah bin 'Amr r.a., Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda,
Sampaikanlah pesanku biarpun satu ayat...

0OhhH MotHeR!!

2007-11-03T13:41:00.000+08:00

Mom's LoVe...You Will Never Know....
Message: When you were 1 year old,she fed you and bathedyou.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old,she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old,she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old,she gave you some crayons.
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old,she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest.

When you were 6 years old,she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming,""I'M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7 years old,she brought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old,she handed you an ice-cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old,she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old,she drove you all day,from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her,by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old,she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her,by asking her to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old,she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her,by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old,she suggested a haircut.
You thanked her,by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14 years old,she paid for month a way at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15 years old,she came home from work,looking for a hug.
You thanked her,by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16 years old,she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17 years old,she was expecting an important,call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18,she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19,she paid for your college tution,drove you to campus carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front ofyour friends.

When you were 20,she asked whether you were seeing anyone.
You thanked her by saying,"It's none of your business."

When you were 21,she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying,"I don't want to be likeyou."

When you were 22,she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23,she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24,she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling,"Muuhh-ther,please!'

When you were 25,she helped to pay for your wedding,and she cried and
told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30,she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her,"Things are different now."

When you were 40,she called to remind you of a relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were"really busyright know."

When you were 50,she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then,one day,she quietly.
And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your HEART.
IF SHE'S STILL AROUND,NEVER FORGET TO
LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER..AND IF SHE'S NOT.
REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND PASS IT.ON...
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOVE THYMOTHER,
BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONEMOTHER IN YOUR LIFETIME!!!!!!!

when tomorrow starts without me

2007-11-03T12:55:00.000+08:00

When tomorrow starts without me,
and I'm not there to see;
If the sun should rise and find your eyes,
all filled with tears for me;

I wish so much you wouldn't cry,
the way you did today,
while thinking of the many things,
we didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me,
as much as I love you,
and each time that you think of me,
I know you'll miss me too;

But when tomorrow starts without me,
please try to understand,
that an angel came and called my name,
and took me by the hand,
and said my place was ready,
in heaven far above,
and that I'd have to leave behind,
all those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away,
a tear fell from my eye,
for all life,
I'd always thought,
I didn't want to die.
I had so much to live for,
so much yet to do,
it seemed almost impossible,
that I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays,
the good ones and the bad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
and all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday,
just even for awhile,
I'd say good-bye and kiss you
and maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized,
that this could never be,
for emptiness and memories,
would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you,and when I did,
my heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through heaven's gates,
I felt so much at home.
When God looked down and smiled at me,
from His great golden throne,
He said, "This is eternity,and all I've promised you".

Today for life on earth is past,
but here it starts a new.
I promise no tomorrow,
but today will always last,
and since each day's the same day,
there's no longing for the past.

But you have been so faithful,
so trusting and so true.
Though there were times you did some things,
you knew you shouldn't do.

But you have been forgiven
and now at last you're free.
So won't you take my hand
and share my life with me?

So when tomorrow starts without me,
don't think we're far apart,
for every time you think of me,I
'm right here, in your heart.

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last words. . .

w0rld~

oh ye

sabar. =)

naek moto. .=)

kenangan! =)

tengah malam yang menginsafkan. .

~mati

gumbira! =)

this is for you. .=)

bini2ku gangster. .

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha part 2 .=)

Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha! =) `dlm karangan seekor lembu.

Hari Interaksi. =)

uhuk

buat baik, balas baik =)

U

crap!

and you.

hey you!

aktiviti hari ini. .

terima kasih.

. .

destiny =)

antara melaka dan selangor. .

not anymore. .

=)

Food for thought. .

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